The Social Network: A New Media of a Penis Contest

Somehow, I think I should expand what I tweeted the other day:

Just watched the Social Network and feeling horny.

As a twisted gay man, I could not resist that basic instinct when those fraternity men waving around their penises and try to beat one to each other with their sizes.

It begins with a break-up of Mark and his girlfriend because he wants to get into a prestige club, which is famous for their big dicks. He holds a grudge and revenges her by verbally exposed her tits on the Internet and sneaked his dick into the secured zone in the university.

Chicks consequentially hate him but higher-rank dicks are impressed with his smart dick and invite him to work for them on their new project. He agrees but, instead, he uses his own dick on his own similar project and asks for a start-up fund from his best friend.

While the higher-rank dicks’ project is going nowhere, Mark’s becomes a hit. They are furious and want to show off their bigger dicks to him but one of them wants to keep the righteous dicks in the place.

Now, even though Mark’s dick and his best friend’s are much cooler and more attracted to chicks more than ever, when he runs into his ex-girlfriend, she shakes him off like a flea. He decides to enlarge his dick.

The expansion gets an attention of Mark’s idol, whom is famous for his battles with big corporation dicks. He eventually lost the war and got broke but claims that he was the one who knocked their dicks down and changed the world. Ironically, this dick is played by Justine Timberlake, who is actually works with those corporate dicks in real life.

The idol dick becomes Mark’s mentor, permanent houseguest when they move to California, capital fundraiser and, finally, their dick partner. While everything is happening into the place of Mark’s dick, his best friend is left behind in New York, feels very resentful about the whole idol thing and freezes the fund he should be managing in order to exhibit that he is also has got a dick. However, he goes with the big dick plan where the big money is, anyway.

Meanwhile, the higher-rank dicks get more and more bitter. When they find out Mark’s dick has crossed the territory over the Atlantic, they all agree to put pants down and enter the dick competition. The last shot we see them is the three men hugging each other with pride in a luxurious suite in the UK.

The final straw is when the 1-million-minion party of Mark’s dick. His best friend is called into find that he is forced to leave the dick he has given the start-up money. And that is how he has to get his dignity back to his dick.

And on the same evening, the idol also reveals his true colour of his sleazy dick when he is arrested in the party with drug and chicks which one of them happens to be an underage intern.

Mark loses his best friend and his mentor over the night that marks his dick conquers the world. In the end, after he is informed that all the dick contests will be settled, he sits down in a meeting room of his lawyer who always seems to be the biggest dick after all the disputes, looking at his ex-girlfriend’s profile in his dick empire… alone.

Have I told you there is a bunch dickheads in the movie?

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